Will you remember these lovely leaves when they unfold after years of no raining...
Or did you delight in many quiets night without my mischievous complaining... lol

My goodness, what on earth have they done to DA?! It took me 10 minutes to figure out how to update my journal.... it only took me 8 minutes to find the cheese in the maze *nibbles* hehehehe

Alright, I know I've said it time and time and time again... but I'm coming back. I'm returning to my world of awesome pretend online friends... because my real friends keep chewing through their duct tape restraints.

Alas, I graduated... with perfect marks... and an equally perfect psychopathy. Yes, all those years of my diving behind the couch when friends came to knock on the door or hiding in closets when social situations presented themselves were just the product of many years of educational brainwashing. The clever thing would have been to disguise yourself as a text book and then I would have given you my full attention... and majority stock in my soul (which to date is worth more than Google... HA! TAKE THAT!)

It's really tough to start life again as I left it two years ago.... I've locked up my artistic desires and am just beginning to set each and every smothered dream free... along with my duct-taped friends. lol

Most tragically, I've been without hugs this whole time as well... and as you may or may not know, theMachete was converted to hug-based fuels as a way to minimize petrol use. So if you really want to "go green", HUUUUUUUUUUGGGG!!!!

Anyway... this is my formal application for re-existence. I'll later send my re'sume' and a list of three references. hehehe